dreamstime_l_5740056I must admit to being a burger-junkie.  How bad such burgers are for you is a matter of great discussion and certainly for those of us who have difficulty helping ourselves, it is cause for some consternation.

To the rescue is the MAD COW CALCULATOR  which provides a simple, and reassuring way to find out how likely you are to get MAD COW DISEASE from your burger habit.  In addition, it provides a risk assessment for heart disease as well, so you get two statistics for the price of one.

Great news….MAD COW DISEASE is not that likely at all.  Best to find something else to worry about…or perhaps, continue to worry about it despite the statistical improbability.  That probably works better.